The only absolute is 'STORMY WEATHER RULES' XD

I bet you thought I was going to say 'there are no absolutes.'

 

Ummm, I would have settled for 'Twilight is always bad' or 'Catcher in the Rye is GENIUS'.
But- completely agree!

 

Oh, Horror!

 

I happened to be tripping on the weather at that time :P

 

I know another absolute- Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Matt Lanter would taste absolutely yummy.

And hey, Twilight isn't always bad...see, people think it just is, but it isn't. Once you get past the sexism and masochism and the jokes. Seriously.

And I KNOW I've read xkcd somewhere...

 

yay xkcd!!!! It totally rocks!

Also, don't we live in a binary world? One of absolutes? maybe, maybe not, but twilight sucks!